Stargate SG-1 - Season 2, Episode 20 - "Show And Tell"

Ah, a cute little cancer boy came through the Stargate! Actually he's genetically engineered messenger of doom! This kid was made by the Reetou, a species who has been under constant attack from the Goa'uld. A sect of Reetou terrorists have decided that the best way to deal with the threat is to wipe out all possible Goa'uld hosts. Reetou logic, not so good. A good guy Reetou created Charlie to come through the gate and warn Earth of the impending attack. BTW the Reetou are invisible. But it turns out Teal'c and his symbiote baby can sense their presence. This leads SG-1 to the conclusion that the Tok'ra may be of assistance. Turns out the Tok'ra have cool little doo-hickies that can see the Reetou. They decide to go on a re-con mission to the Reetou terrorist base planet. There's thousands of them! And they look just like Starship Trooper bugs. SG-1 realizes there is only one solution. Only one soilder brave enough to help them. Casper Van Dien a.k.a Johnny Rico!!! But he's on Klendathu. Fighting the bugs, his gorgeous body dpripping with war sweat and glistening in the hot alien sun, as if he was sculpted by a God. So he's of no use. I know what you're thinking. Get NPH, right. Well even Carter can't calculate which strip club he's at. So the SG-1 and the To'kra are on their own. It's too bad cuz five Reetou followed them back to Earth. It's cool though. The devices allowing them to see the Reetou are succesful in defeating them. Fow now. Charlie, the little cancer looking boy, is dying due to shome shotty genetics. So the Tok'ra offer to use him is a host so he may live. I'm sure will see him again one day. For now it's on to episode 21, 1969!! SG-1 as hippies!!!